Huh?

Yeah so I don't know where I am out. But at least now I'm sure that Tom is a transfestite...or maybe he's just a freak. But whatever it is, I'm just sure that I'm glad I'm not with him.



Yeh Good riddance to my old owner thank goodness I'm with my new owner.

Home Day

I'm finally back. Earlier today I was shoved into some dark place.



Then the next thing I know I'm back to where I belong.


Finally back with the one who loves me.


The reason I was freed was because I won a fight.

Some Light Guy tried to beat me in the ring, but I won.


I strangled him to death.

I wonder what happenned to him.

Halo Day

Today was a wasted day. All I did today was play on the computer.



Computer games are awesome. It's a little hard to play though, jumping from the mouse to the keyboard. And the sense mouse on the laptop doesn't work for me because I don't have a soul.

Test Drive Day

So today I did something Sohel use to do quite frequently.



Wasted some car salesmans' time.



This car was a good car because it had crappy springs!



This car was slow but a great car to drive in! Smelled like cookies!



And this car I took up to 90 inches per hour on the side walk express way.



See Sohel I'm thinking of getting the same car as the girl that I like, but I'm not sure if I want to be just like you yet.

Wheely Day

A great way to start a day is on the wrong side of wheel.



But I out smarted them and hid myself.



But I never was good at hide and seek, they found me pretty quick.



Sohel how long do I have to fend for myself? Do you think it's easy being tossed around like I've been the past couple weeks? Save me!

Fireman Day

Today I decided I wanted to be a fireman



Then a dog peed on me.

So then I decided to take a walk around town and I found some more hot girls.



Yeh baby, they might be dry, but at least, no matter what you do, they keep a smile on their face!

Sohel, if I ever get home can you please check me for STDs, I think those ladies might of had a variety of nasty diseases. I just had to know what it felt like without my cap!

Girlfriend Day

Today was not too eventful. Well as far as my stories go.

I went to see my new girlfriend.



She's SO hot!

Someone tried to return me to Sohel today, I think.




But when I got into that dirty place, some old lady just fondled me and threw me out into the mud calling me the smallest "play-thingy" ever.



So again I almost died. Seems to be the theme of my life lately. If that old hag would have thrown me a few more inches it'd all be over. I think Sohel wants me to die. Oh woe-is-me woe-is-me.